



About the game
You came back. And this time you paid. For a game that warns you in its name that it does not exist.
Dude, Interim Acting Deputy Chief of the Department of Activities That Do Not Happen, now runs Paying Customer Service. He makes sure you get exactly what you bought: nothing. With terms of use that grow when you do not read them, a mandatory tutorial of nothing, a Nothing Premium store and an update that does not fit on your phone.
Every case is a tap, drag and suspect puzzle. Poke everything, disobey instructions and, now and then, beat yourself in a multiplayer mode where your partner is you, two seconds late.
- 12 cases (they are not levels), from 0005 to 0016
- A sarcastic voiced narrator, in English, Spanish and Portuguese
- Guidance with three levels of hints, for when you get stuck
- Hidden memes that go to the Dead archive
- Rock, paper, scissors, a selfie and jump rope against yourself
- No ads, no in-app purchases, no sign-up. Works offline.
Sequel to This Game Does Not Exist. Which also does not exist.
No game was started. No refund was granted. You are not playing.
