This Game Does Not Exist
A point-and-click that swears it is not a game. Dude the bureaucrat insists.
About the game
You opened an app. This is not a game. Dude, Interim Acting Deputy Chief of the Department of Activities That Do Not Happen, is here to make sure nothing happens.
In This Game Does Not Exist you disobey instructions, close a window that refuses to close, take a number at an office where nobody is ever called and fill out a form proving you took part in nothing. Every procedure is a tap-and-drag puzzle: poke everything, trust nothing and even grab words from the narrator's speech bubble.
- 4 procedures (they are not levels) and an official certificate of non-participation
- A sarcastic voiced narrator, in English, Spanish and Portuguese
- Guidance with three levels of hints, for when you get stuck
- Hidden occurrences that go to the Dead archive
- Illustrated art and elevator music
- Free, no ads, no purchases, no sign-up. Works offline.
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